FERRETFERRETThe main character. Wit, charm, good looks he has none of these but what he lacks in style he makes up for by being "the karaoke king".
He was found and raised by gorillas when he was very young. Loves playing golf, doing air guitar and slobbing on the sofa.
Ferret is a strong believer in the myth that seeing a single magpie is bad luck so has goes out of his way to avoid seeing one. Why, you ask, does he believe in the myth? Well let's just say it's a long story which invovles a bear and an aircraft wing!!
If there are such things as speed bumps on the road of life you can be sure he has tripped over every one (and landed face first into a puddle).